Poe was poetic

poe poetic

poetic

Poe’s eye

has a nervous tic

About once a week, I eat a shit ton of sugar. I feel like an infant that’s just been fed one of those economy bags of snack-sized Twix bars that they churn out every Halloween.

It also feels like my brain is vibrating.

While on youtube, I came across a video of a vegan explaining their cooking procedure:

“Only use ceramic knives. Normal metal knives react with the nutrients”

That’s why they’re stainless steel, dipshit. It’s non-reactive.

Today I’m liking cacti.

Infrared spectroscopy is the chosen method to identify polar bears.